Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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