That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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