you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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