Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Randomize
