do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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