Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
