Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
what day is it and did you see me today?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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