What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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