I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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