Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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