did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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