Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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