Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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