So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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