Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
