She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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