So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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