Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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