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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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