ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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