Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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