put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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