ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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