I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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