You're so nebulous sometimes
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i out mim tonsoeep
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