Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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