also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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