Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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