i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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