I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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