Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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