i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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