All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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