Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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