Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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