just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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