I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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