Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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