He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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