But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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