I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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