Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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