how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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