READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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