just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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