ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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