pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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