Whod you bang
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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