Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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