If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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