"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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